otra vez por avion
well...
no malaria.
39587234905730 mosquito bites.
a severe aversion to any sort of bean.
about to embark on the second part of my trip.
the jungle was just as i left it, except -- if possible--greener and way more lush than i remembered.
damn, it´s hot there. i´m not talkin texas hot, i´m talkin always sweaty always thirsty hot.
the kind of hot that makes you wonder how those soldiers do it...6 days with only a canteen of water. dude. i would so be crying for the kool aide guy. make out with the next american soldier you see. i´m gonna.
with the heat and mother ing mosquitos aside, honduras has some beautiful countryside. not sound of music beautiful, but mosquito coast beautiful...no coincidence that the place i was in is called la mosquitia...or that the people are miskito indians...ironically, the bugs are called sancuros, not mosquitos. anyway, at night the sky is like a velvet elvis painting...black night with diamonds in the sky...there´s no light pollution, and the stars light up the darkness enough so that you can see silhouettes of the fronds from the coconut trees. the frogs are trying to get laid, and you can hear those buggers singing all night long. they have lightning bugs (in miskito''tilam) and the loras fly in pairs, and take off screaming at about 4 every morning...roosters crow at dawn, and the whole fam damily is up and about by 630.
i´m in love with every single poor, dirty, starving little kid. hell. they all have malaria now, and if i don´t replace my chloroquine supply, i will too. i hauled nearly 200 pounds of stuff to them, and it seems to have not even scratched the surface. i´m about to begin a begathon, sort of like pbs, so that maybe i can haul 200 more pounds at christmastime...i may just go to mexico at christmastime, who knows...we´ll see.
i was sad to flyaway this morning. not sad, however, to be sitting in an airconditioned room for the first time in almost 3 weeks.
i spent some serious time at the mall this afternoon. tomorrow i´m off to nicaragua to see my rich uncle. i have nothing but hobo clothes to prance around managua in. no problem, you say?
lets talk about the average size of honduranian women, shall we? uh...suffice to say, i had an extremely difficult time finding enough cloth in one piece of clothing to cover my elbow, let alone those other parts. so i don´t get to meet the president of nicaragua this time around...a ver. es mi vida..?no?
i´m gonna setttle in and drink a cerveza or two while i watch the all star game (claro. en espanol)
hasta la vista baby
nos vemos
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descansa bien, mijita. Tu trabajaste mucho por eso.
si hombre...gracias..
i´m trying like hell to look at other blogs and post comments, blah blah blah, but it seems senor computadora no lo quiere...otra vez...lo siento
welcome back sweet sista!!! we have missed you so! the damn AL won again..bastards..lol..it feels good to read a post by you again..i got to meet rat..this past weekend..the man is a hottie and so much fun daisy..i am gonna put his rep in ruins here..but hes a sweet sweet man with a great sense of humor and great story-tellling abilities..he entertained everyone..they all loved him to death..
Thanks for the update! Glad things went so well so far; at least as well as they can in that scenario. So you had the biggest breasts in the whole country! Cool. And no clothes to cover them. Wil lwe see you on the cover of Honduran Hoochie Mamas?
what´s the deal with the new censorship? you cant say the f word anymore? or hrny? what´s happened here????
you two partied it up, eh? i´m jealous!...
and rat...i didn´t say anything about big boobs that couldn´t be covered...i have arms and legs too!
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Recepción!
You described it all so well.
we can't say fuck anymore?
FUCK FUCK FUCK.
I thought of the breasts though because I am a filthy pig. Don't listen to Dusty.
LOL..i didnt say you weren't a filthy pig..you can be a slobbering, foaming at the mouth sort i am sure..your multi-faceted dude..
daisy..your man Kenny did ok eh? too bad we are gonna miss him for 10 games..
We missed, ya, glad to see you are still in one piece and hadn't been eaten by any mutant rats.
fuck fuckedy fuck fuck fuck.
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